Central, Reviews

Coal Vaults

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So, food is our first love but we bloody love cocktails! With this in mind we head to new cool kids on the block, Coal Vaults – where the lovely Simo & Felix have created something very special.

The venue has a great atmosphere, the staff look like they’re having fun and the industrial space feels like a little bit of east London brought central. So far so good.


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Perched on tall stools we tuck into the “tapas-style” sharing plates that are actually quite generous portions. We’d recommend 5 dishes between two hungry people.


The stand out dish was the ‘Pulled’ rabbit. The combo of smoked beans, sweetcorn & pineapple was a fresh new flavour – all served on a delicious flatbread. We were told some guy had come back 3 days in a row to eat this. Weird but we understand why!


The ‘5 hour’ shoulder of lamb really popped when you got a caper, chuck in a few more next time guys J. Clams cooked in garlic & white wine were delicious little morsels, the bread it came with was a little on the dry side – perhaps steal a bit more of east London and get it from E5 bakehouse? Ha! But it soaked up the broth perfectly so we’re not complaining.


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To compliment all of that meat we ordered an obligatory salad – the tomato & mozzarella offered a lovely variety of toms and was well seasoned. Don’t worry, we made room for dessert – the salted flourless chocolate cake with mint crème fraîche and toasted almonds was to DIE for – AND it’s gluten free so you can take your fussy friend. Also on offer was a selection of Neal’s Yard cheeses – we do love a cheese board.


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But what about those cocktails you say? Yes, so just to set the scene, the naughty boys tried Absolute Vodka, thought “it tasted sh*t” so made their own spirits. Yep, I told you it was special.


Our favourite was Rodeo Drive – Bourbon, Toasted Macadamia Liqueur, Manzanilla, Lemon, and Egg White with a cherry on top. A real smooth operator.


The Marano – Mirto Rosso, Dry Gin, Crushed Blueberries & Prosecco comes in 2 separate glasses – sip the berry one and chase it with the Prosecco. We asked the question so you don’t have to.


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Or perhaps you prefer your cocktail served with a side of Serrano Ham? In that case the Catalan Martini – Roasted Fennel Seed Vodka, Cantaloupe Melon, and Lemon is the one for you.


Don’t leave before checking out the loos – the golden boys have kindly paved the floor with pennies.



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